“Anyone can make people laugh with a good joke but a truly funny person will make you laugh telling a bad one.”
Daniel Graves
“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.”
Will Rogers
“I am a product. . . . I'm a comedian. I'm not curing cancer. In the end, I tell jokes. I make people laugh. I make sense out of ridiculous situations, but in the end, it's all about laughter. It's all about your cheek hurting, your stomach hurting.”
Carlos Mencia
“I’ve often wondered, since I was the moron that Billy Hicks and George Carlin were talking about, why I laughed?”
Bobby W. Miller
“I speak fluent gay. I took two years in high school and it just stuck.”
Kathy Griffin
“A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!'”
Lewis Black
“It's a really complicated lesson; it's counterintuitive for a comedian. I basically started taking the jokes out, and the show got funnier.”
Dave Gorman
