“If you can't be proud of what you do, go and sell shoes. Do something else.”
Simon Baker
“The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases.”
Carl Gustav Jung
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
Phillip Buyondo
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“We're not against each other. They sell shoes and I make gloves.”
Robert Altman
“We figure we have to sell about 20 funnel cakes to buy one pair of shoes.”
Stephanie Baker
