“I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.”
Liam Gallagher
“Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.”
Amy Heckerling
“A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.”
Frank A. Clark
“Babies are nature's way of ensuring that men and women will always have something in common.”
Rain Bojangles
“Where did you come from, baby dear? / Out of the everywhere into here.”
George MacDonald
“Rockabye Baby, in the treetopDont you know a treetopis no safe place to rock?And who put you up there,and your cradle too?Baby,I think someone down herehas got it in for you!”
Shel Silverstein
“The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson.”
Woody Allen