“If Americans believed in this Bible's hell, they would have hung George W. Bush and Dick Cheney for war crimes instead of re-electing them.”
Bobby W. Miller
“At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Cheney had a huge steak and battered onion rings for dinner. Afterwards he met with 100 donors, not campaign donors, heart donors.”
Jay Leno
“I hope one day I can clone another Dick Cheney. Then I won't have to do anything.”
George Bush
“Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work.”
George W. Bush
“Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and the reason that maybe they keep him only in loyalty oath audiences, is if he becomes angry, I do believe he turns into the Hulk. And so, they try and keep people from questioning him, because he'll just -- the shirt rips, and suddenly he has hair. So he's been my favorite, because he just goes out there to a room full of supporters and says, 'You know we're all going to die, right?' You're going to die unless I'm in charge.'”
Jon Stewart
“Plans are being discussed as to who will replace Dick Cheney if he has to resign for health reasons. It's not easy for President Bush, he can't just name a replacement. He would first have to be confirmed by the oil, gas and power companies.”
“President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes.”
