“Life is with such all beer and skittles; / They are not difficult to please / About their victuals.”
C. S. Calverley
“God is not pleased with these mashed potato Christians. You know the kind that are found in the T.V. dinners. They are hot on the outside but ice cold on the inside. They look good but they are of no use and usually get thrown out!”
Lamar Thompson
“The Skittles are my favorite.”
Trevor Grant
“DIGESTION, n. The conversion of victuals into virtues. When the process is imperfect, vices are evolved instead --a circumstance from which that wicked writer, Dr. Jeremiah Blenn, infers that the ladies are the greater sufferers from dyspepsia.”
Ambrose Bierce
“And they took all the goods of Sodom and Gomorrah, and all their victuals, and went their way.”
Bible
“And he enquired of the LORD for him, and gave him victuals, and gave him the sword of Goliath the Philistine.”
“I never desired to please the rabble. What pleased them, I did not learn; and what I knew was far removed from their understanding.”
Epicurus
