“Worthy advice for Girl : Don't apply too much make-up on your face because you don't know where boys look at first.”
Bharat Garachh
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
Mae West
“We live in the 21st century, the wisest generation yet to come, where you have the freedom to say anything you want, sue anyone and for anything, and wear a trash bag in style.”
Aleksandr Sebryakov
“I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter.”
Winston Churchill
“Well, I finally received an award from The Writer’s Guild. 'To author Bob Miller, whose work reads like a morgue report on Wikipedia.'”
Bobby W. Miller
“Being married is like having 64 GB I-pod with only one song!”
