“You can't doubt the existence of God and yet wonder why midgets and Down-Syndrome patients look alike the world over?”
Joseph Annang Sowah
“We're also looking for a midget race car.”
Carroll Cook
“Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.”
W. C. Fields
“George Bush hates midgets.”
Chris Rock
“She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.”
Clive James
“We have never had a Midget tournament here. The highest we've had is Bantam. And it's the first national-bound hockey tournament we've had here.”
Ted Sim
“I wish he had stayed back and played midget, just enjoy.”
Bobby Orr
