“Is better to be fun and funny, than to be angry and grumpy.”
Philip T.M
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“how is it that "no" is shorter than "yes" and "maybe" and yet people still find it hard to say no? they would rather lie or stall when what they really want to say is a simple NO”
Phillip Buyondo
“I used to be funny, and perhaps I'm not anymore. It may be that I have become rather grumpy because I've seen so many things that have offended me that I cannot deal with in terms of laughter.”
Kurt Vonnegut
“I'm not a dictator. It's just that I have a grumpy face.”
Augusto Pinochet
“What we've been through the last four years makes me sick. Everybody around here calls me 'Grumpy,' and I've become that way as a direct result of our record since I've been here.”
Jeff Backus
“And grumpy. And Miranda's got a tacking point too ...”
Barry Otto