“Sometimes just by changing a couple of words in a paragraph about someone blowing their brains out can give the reader a chuckle and make it all worthwhile.”
Bobby W. Miller
“What possible reason could anyone have for trying to cultivate the friendship of a liar and a coward? Well, one could be in order to rip them off, and that too, leaves me out of the chase.”
“Whatever games I play with fools, I play no games with my friends and Bob Miller; here I deal with honesty and truth.”
“Even though the media has dubbed me America's most controversial writer, occasionally my words find an open mind and I end up with a new friend, and at least on that day, I win.”
“I’ve attended schools in the north and the south and frankly I found our schools far more practical. Take our sex education courses; my sister and I were given homework. And at our house, homework came before play. Mama would make sis and me do it till we got it right.”
“Speaking of the Twin Towers, nothing pleases me more than to see Americans get what they ask for.”
“Facts are collateral damage wherever the talking snake calls home.”
