“Take the hypocrites out of the USA and you couldn't fill all the seats in a Corvette.”
Bobby W. Miller
“The U.S. should print on its money, "In Guns We Trust" and use pictures of aircraft carriers, F-16 and tanks instead of politicians. But that would undermine the very foundation that hypocrisy stands on.”
“I haven't found a use for the Bible, or any other Holy Book for that matter, since discovering Charmin Ultra Soft.”
“All non-believers who have a comfortable lifestyle had better be glad there’s something that provides at least 90% of these 2.1 billion wildebeest, a/k/a Christians, with pleasure and gives them a reason to hope for a better deal next time. There isn’t a safe place on this planet to raise a family now. You take Jesus out of the equation and we’d no longer live in homes and drive cars…we’d live in compounds and drive tanks.”
“Anonymity is a coward's byline.”
“Even though the same team wins every game, in order to advertise it as a democratic event, it must appear to be a contest.”
“Fear is exactly like nuclear power. It's dangerous enough under ideal conditions.”
