“Question:How does a Mexican, who does not know English, calls his Chinese friend named Sue?
Answer: Souvenir or Sue-Venir
Explanation: Venir in Spanish means "to come or come"”
Jasson J. Hidalgo
“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
“Democracy is suffering because problems that affect the daily lives of Mexican citizens are going unreported.”
“No Trevino speaks Mexican.”
“Imagine going in knowing that no Mexican American before you had ever succeeded in a lead role,”
“If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?”
“If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to improve your sex performance, go take Viagra. Don't kill one of the oldest animals on the planet.”
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