“Question:How does a Mexican, who does not know English, calls his Chinese friend named Sue? Answer: Souvenir or Sue-Venir Explanation: Venir in Spanish means "to come or come"”
Jasson J. Hidalgo
“If Jesus was a Jew, how come he has a Mexican first name?”
Billy Connolly
“Latinos are very sensitive to different accents. I sort of lost my Mexican accent, and that's what they were looking for in this case — some sort of neutral accent that could be understood on both coasts and in different Hispanic communities: Puerto Ricans on the East Coast, Cubans in Fort Lauderdale and Mexican-Americans in Los Angeles.”
Jorge Ramos
“If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?”
Ann Coulter
“If we can stop the egg eating by macho Mexicans, we can save thousands of turtles. If you want to improve your sex performance, go take Viagra. Don't kill one of the oldest animals on the planet.”
Homero Aridjis
“Imagine going in knowing that no Mexican American before you had ever succeeded in a lead role,”
George Lopez
“No Trevino speaks Mexican.”
Seve Ballesteros
