“The Paretos’s principle states that the eighty percent of the teenagers keep an extra tab open in their computers/laptops in case their parents come in their room, the twenty percent of parents too do the same thing.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”
Fran Lebowitz
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years.”
Mark Twain
“As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.”
“Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.”
Dave Barry