“Considering that 47.4% of the babies born in the US arrive as bastards, or if you prefer, born to unwed mothers; is it fair to assume that every other woman you meet has the morals of a bitch dog in heat?”
Bobby W. Miller
“One would be hard pressed to find a black female who doesn't claim to be a Christian. Yet 72% of black babies are born to unwed mothers.”
“Money helps to make one's life far better than it would be without it. All the negative crap said about money was first said by those who worship money hoping to disarm their prey. Fact: during the Great Depression, it's was not the people with money who stood in soup lines and slept in the streets.”
“Career soldiers love war, that's when they get premonitions and people call them heroes. When there are no wars, soldiers are like street sweepers, they're not even noticed. What's a general without a war? He's a doctor in a place without sickness.”
“If Americans believed in this Bible's hell, they would have hung George W. Bush and Dick Cheney for war crimes instead of re-electing them.”
“Ending up an atheist wasn’t my fault. My mother’s religion forced her to breast feed me after coating her nipples with juice from a habanero pepper.”
“I read one of those self-help articles the other day and this genius writes, 'Remember that whatever you pay attention to grows in your mind.' I didn’t even have to look; I instinctively knew it had been written by a female.”
