“If there is a heaven, like Saul of Tarsus, Christopher Hitchens is in it. If there is a hell, like Lucifer, Jerry Falwell is in it.”
Bobby W. Miller
“Americans are as eager to hear the truth about God and the US as they are to hear they have AIDS.”
“All non-believers who have a comfortable lifestyle had better be glad there’s something that provides at least 90% of these 2.1 billion wildebeest, a/k/a Christians, with pleasure and gives them a reason to hope for a better deal next time. There isn’t a safe place on this planet to raise a family now. You take Jesus out of the equation and we’d no longer live in homes and drive cars…we’d live in compounds and drive tanks.”
“Speaking of the Twin Towers, nothing pleases me more than to see Americans get what they ask for.”
“I’m getting old and my memory is not as trustworthy as it once was, but I do not remember meeting a coward who wasn’t a liar or a liar who wasn’t a coward.”
“Facts are collateral damage wherever the talking snake calls home.”
“I don’t watch sporting events since the winners are predetermined in far more of these events than people want to know. Guessing which contest isn't rigged is like trying to guess which priest isn't a pedophile.”
