“All non-believers who have a comfortable lifestyle had better be glad there’s something that provides at least 90% of these 2.1 billion wildebeest, a/k/a Christians, with pleasure and gives them a reason to hope for a better deal next time. There isn’t a safe place on this planet to raise a family now. You take Jesus out of the equation and we’d no longer live in homes and drive cars…we’d live in compounds and drive tanks.”
Bobby W. Miller
“Who is this Pat Condell? He's my friend. He likes his beer; He adores England and respects North America. He can be crude or extremely elegant, and best of all, he despises dogma and the leeches who spout it and the fools who follow the likes of Jones, Falwell, Kennedy, Swaggart, Copeland, Bakker and Hinn.”
“A true capitalist is a thieving son-of-a-bitch, and a true socialist is an ignorant asshole. In between there are misanthropes like me.”
“I learned a long time ago that these so-called adults are just tall children. There’s never been a king, president or Pope who hasn’t thought, if not said, “If the fools only knew.””
“If you lie to your mate and children and ever wonder why the world is full of liars, thieves and murderers, go look in a mirror.”
“And like turkeys that are led to the thanksgiving table with corn, you can lead any human with sex, money and/or drugs to the hangman’s noose.”
“The tepid ones are led by whomever because knowing their own irrelevance and weaknesses, assume, wrongly of course, that in a storm, any port will do.”
