“Don't tell me I have a short temper; I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.”
Anonymous
“The deadliest bullshit is odorless and transparent”
William Gibson
“Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?”
Harry Caray
“I wouldn't give myself any advice, because advice is kinda bullshit. Take a deep breath and don't take any of it too seriously.”
Cher
“I find that we all get more legendary as time goes by. "Legend" means, basically, "bullshit."”
Joel Rosenberg
“2-in-1 is a bullshit term, because 1 is not big enough to hold 2. That's why 2 was created.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I'll have a vanilla... one of those vanilla bullshit things. You know, whatever you want, some vanilla bullshit latte cappa thing. Whatever you got.”
Larry David
