“TV news is what you want it to be, and if you want it to be different, take a look at what you watch.”
Aaron Brown
“It is better to be making the news than taking it; to be an actor rather than a critic”
Winston Churchill
“It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.”
Jerry Seinfeld
“When we hear news we should always wait for the sacrament of confirmation”
Voltaire
“Nothing travels faster than light, with the possible exception of bad news, which follows its own rules”
Douglas Adams
“That's the news from Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good looking, and all the children are above average”
Garrison Keillor
“The only gossip I'm interested in is things from the Weekly World News - 'Woman's bra bursts, 11 injured'. That kind of thing.”
Johnny Depp
