“Quotation marks around certain Romneyisms -- 'self-deportation,' anyone? -- indicate that the prospective Republican nominee has severed ties with American English as we know it.”
Michael Sigman
“Bottom line, young men die because old men lie.”
Author unknown
“Some thoughts on the American elections: May the wealthiest candidate win! Have money, will elect! Spend baby, Spend!”
Muhammed Haider
“I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.”
Adlai E. Stevenson
“A conservative is a liberal who just got mugged and a liberal is a conservative who just got arrested.”
not sure
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA!!' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER!!'”
Lewis Black
