“I prefer Hot Dogs over dogs and Kit Kats over cats anytime. At least these two are edible.”
Seymour Nightweaver
“This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat content.”
Dave Barry
“FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs.”
Ambrose Bierce
“If it swims, it's edible.”
Bill Demmond
“everything in this room is edible. yes, i am edible but that, children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.”
Willy Wonka
“Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm.”
