“If the stage is set for fun and people are in stupor under frolic conditions, then even the most sensible advice for them is likely to become the butt of a joke.”
Anuj Somany
“Witch and ghost make merry on this last of dear October’s days.”
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“To a group of 25-year-olds here for a bachelor party, it'll conjure up a sense of naughtiness, escape and a secret-keeping thing. But to a 75-year-old couple from Des Moines, it'll be violating their low-cholesterol order from their doctor, and having shrimp cocktail at 3 o'clock in the morning and not telling their kids about it.”
Billy Vassiliadis
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“Many promising reconciliations have broken down because while both parties come prepared to forgive, neither party come prepared to be forgiven”
Charles Williams
“It's people who come to Las Vegas for a bachelor party every two years, ... A pretty reasonable percentage are one-timers. We're identifying who has good potential. That's our job.”
David Norton
“We ask investors and businessmen to observe workers' rights and they will find us four square behind them.”
Dr. Toni Abela
