“Basically employers are telling me I need a job for experience and experience for a job.”
Marie Muhammad
“The wounds of love can only be healed by the one who made them.”
Publilius Syrus
“You can not help being ugly, but you could stay home.”
Paul Melvin Detmer
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“These films are hilarious yet sad in their own ways.”
John Riddle
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones
“I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.”
Tommy Cooper
