“If I had a penny for every time I heard if I had a penny I'd be a millionaire.”
Craig Dearing
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.”
Dorothy Parker
“Wit is a sword; it is meant to make people feel the point as well as see it.”
G. K. Chesterton
“Words may show a man's wit, but actions his meaning”
Benjamin Franklin
“At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.”
“Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
