“Those who vote against, instead of for, because of some false sense of patriotism is but one brain cell above one who has gone mad.”
Bobby W. Miller
“What possible reason could anyone have for trying to cultivate the friendship of a liar and a coward? Well, one could be in order to rip them off, and that too, leaves me out of the chase.”
“The truth might not set you free, but it’ll get you hate mail and strange titles.”
“I’m getting old and my memory is not as trustworthy as it once was, but I do not remember meeting a coward who wasn’t a liar or a liar who wasn’t a coward.”
“Adolf Hitler unfortunately inspired some of the most brilliant minds on the planet. George W. Bush unfortunately inspired minds that, because of incest and years of dogma radiation, believe that their great, great grandparents domesticated Tyrannosaurus, Wooly Mammoths and Triceratops.”
“Science, yes, even astrology is better than religion. I mean, it's possible to see the planets, even go to them and touch them. To each his own, but moon dust gives me far more hope than Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or this Jesus Christ.”
“Even though the same team wins every game, in order to advertise it as a democratic event, it must appear to be a contest.”
