“I am so tired I will be lucky to remember to keep on drinking...”
John Bernhardt
“Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.”
Groucho Marx
“When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman.”
Joss Whedon
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
Winston Churchill
“My wife told me I’m always watching TV and never paying attention to her. So she got a job as a news reporter.”
Muntazir M.
“My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.”
Rodney Dangerfield
“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”
