“Women have been responsible for the downfall of man, since the beginning of time. Attracted to evil, they truly are the most twisted of creatures. Chaos and destruction rule their world and like idiots, we follow them, to our inevitable demise.”
Enrique Vega
“Half the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever enough to take indecent advantage of them”
Walter Kerr
“While time, the endless idiot, runs screaming round the world.”
Carson McCullers
“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it.”
Mark Twain
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin
“He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher...or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.”
Douglas Adams
“The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.”
Dave Barry
