“People are so blind they don't know whose foot is up their ass.”
Sean Crosby
“If you got something you don't want other people to know, keep it in your pocket.”
Muddy Waters
“Will, does it hurt your back....kissing your own ass like that?”
Will & Grace
“The Goddess Fortune is the devil's servant, ready to kiss any one's ass.”
William Blake
“A person with no back bone, education, or sense of direction in their life will often conclude that ass kissing is a wise career choice whereas that is the path where they eventually get what's coming to them, a shitty end.”
John Frank
“Christ rode on an ass, but now asses ride on Christ”
Heinrich Heine
“And when the ass saw the angel of the LORD, she thrust herself unto the wall, and crushed Balaam's foot against the wall: and he smote her again.”
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