“My friend, even though, calls charges, network availability and a customer service of your mobile operator is good, still if you find another operator attractive, then it must be a seven-year itch.”
Dr Hitesh C Sheth
“Life is like a ‘Talking Tom Cat’ application on mobile phone, if you abuse her, she abuses back.”
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.”
Drew Carey
