“I'm tired of giving a crap, I think I'll take one.”
Kris Huen
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“Sneezes scare the crap outta me.”
“Life's like a constipated dwarf; short and full of crap.”
jordan peters
“We are not special. We are not crap or trash, either. We just are. We just are, and what happens just happens.”
Chuck Palahniuk
“Crap or get off the pot”
American Proverb
