“Life is rough,then you drive.”
Kris Huen
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“When it comes to my life I have always been an optimist. My door is always open, and My pants are always down.”
marie katra
“Live today like it is your last day, Love with all your heart and soul, and Laugh till your belly aches or until you throw up!”
“Hurried and worried until we're buried, and there's no curtain call, Lifes a very funny proposition after all”
George M. Cohan
“Dear Life: YOU SUCK!!”
Mustafa Bakri