“You know you are getting old when you wake up with a hangover and don't drink.”
Kris Huen
“You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.”
Rain Bojangles
“If I were to see the future and notice that I were alive at age of ninety, I would, at sixty, end it all before the possibility of adult diapers.”
Justin Murtey
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
Benjamin Franklin
“Public intoxication will get you arrested, but private intoxication makes you an alcoholic.”
Amber Nicole Limbaugh
“Seven beers followed by two Scotches and a thimble of marijuana and it's funny how sleep comes all on it's own.”
David Sedaris
“Drunkenness is when the tongue walks on stilts and reason goes forward under half a sail.”
Martin Luther
