“I think it's ironic that we look up to the people we should feel sorry for, and feel sorry for the people we should look up to.”
Nicholas A. Ferroni
“If life is a book we write, it should be a book of dreams. And even if they don’t all come true, at least the story will still be amazing.”
Eytan Rockaway
“We live a life of atheist strife, then near the grave pray God will save. ”
Richard 'Grimesy' Grimes
“A few handful crazy people constantly work to change world with their precociousness and insightful vision, but its real beneficiaries keep on putting roadblock to their ideas for their own loss.”
Anuj Somany
“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating......and you finish off as an orgasm.”
George Carlin
“It’s been said that youth is wasted on the young. I would respectfully like to put a few bullet holes in this theory. It is quite necessary for people to make stupid decisions, for the word experience comes from the definition of the action: “mistake”. In able to become wise, people must make stupid decisions. So the next time your thinking about running with the bulls in Spain, or having a hand to hand combat with Chuck Norris, do it. You become wise.”
Brandon Box
“Why can we remember the tiniest detail that has happened to us, and not remember how many times we have told it to the same person.”
François de la Rochefoucauld
