“Looking with other pretty ladies means I admire beauty co’z if I’m not, I didn't meet you (“,)”
Denzil V. Parreno Jr.
“The age of consent should be that of which country you where born”
Nathan Elmo Melo
“Oh to be seventy again.”
Contributed by: Andy James
Georges Clemenceau
“ Watching a Terebyte of movies in one month is an accomplishment in any country.... accept for Afghanistan”
“Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.”
Albert Einstein
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
Jack Handey
“If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.”
Billy Wilder
