“You can not help being ugly, but you could stay home.”
Paul Melvin Detmer
“Unfortunately, it seems that I am eternally trapped in the dark realm of tangled ear-buds.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
“Your'e going to hate me in a minute.
Why waste time?”
“If you think from your ass your brain will produce shit”
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