“You can not help being ugly, but you could stay home.”
Paul Melvin Detmer
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
Johnny Carson
“There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.”
Jean Baudrillard
“Your'e going to hate me in a minute. Why waste time?”
Pete McCulloch
“you have GOT to be kidding me....”
adelia marie galloway
“Maintaining a positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worthwhile.”
Unknown
