“Cannibalistic Chicken Whistles”
dennis haldeman III
“Friend: You quite an oddball, where you from? Mars? Haha.
James: I am actually, I assume you're from Venus?”
J C A Rowe
“The best reason to smile everytime is knowing that, english is a funny language”
“Random acts of kindness are great!! Although, I do often just prefer random, senseless, and hilarious acts!”
“[At first, I just randomly turned the pages. Page 95, Volume 1, Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree.] Do you think there is a God? ... Well, somebody's out to get me.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“God help you if you are an ugly girl, 'course too pretty is also your doom, 'cause everyone harbors a secret hatred for the prettiest girl in the room.”
“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.”
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