“Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”
Carlotta Monterey O'Neill
“I can't say I hate cats, but holy cow, dogs are a horse of another color.”
“Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.”
Roger Caras
“Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.”
Robert A. Heinlein
“A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'”
Tommy Cooper
“Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to”
Joe Gores
“The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven, not man's”
Mark Twain
