“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"- "On a weekend?"- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
Bill Watterson
“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.”
“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”
