“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
“- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"- "On a weekend?"- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”
“-You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood. -What mood is that? -Last-minute panic.”
“Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said," I think that I'll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”
“Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!”
