“Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?”
Al Boliska
“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
Mark Twain
“It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.”
“Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.”
A. A. Milne
“Golf and sex are the only things you can enjoy without being good at them.”
Jimmy DeMaret
“Thinking instead of acting is the number-one golf disease.”
Sam Snead
“Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.”
Tiger Woods
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