“- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"- "On a weekend?"- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
“Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.”
Bill Watterson
“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.”
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
“Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine, and valleys of frustration and failure.”