“Don't walk away! I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf!”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
“I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.”
Bill Watterson
“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.”
“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
“- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"- "On a weekend?"- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”
“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”