“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.”
“Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world's problems?”
“Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.”
Bill Watterson
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
“- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"- "On a weekend?"- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”