“County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello?”
Calvin & Hobbes
“Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.”
“I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can be together all the time.”
“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”
“Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN!”
“People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
“- "I've been thinking Hobbes --"- "On a weekend?"- "Well, it wasn't on purpose..."”
