“Following the Jewish tradition, a dispenser of schmaltz (liquid chicken fat) is kept on the table to give the vampires heartburn if they get through the garlic defense.”
Calvin Trillin
“Following the Rumanian tradition, garlic is used in excess to keep the vampires away.”
“Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos”
Dan Castellaneta
“His reserve of disdain appears endless. He could no sooner shut it off than a vampire could forgo his nightcap.”
R. Z. Sheppard
“I was particularly stunned by the casting of [Tom] Cruise, who is no more my Vampire LeStat than Edward G. Robinson is Rhett Butler.”
Anne Rice
“I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.”
Calvin & Hobbes
“A lot of comics are kind of vampire types; we do our shows and disappear into the night. My philosophy was, this is like politics, and if I want people to know about my campaign, I'm going to go out there and shake hands.”
Dane Cook
