“If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.”
Carol Alt
“I remember an old catholic joke about a man who spent his whole life going to a church every day and prayed to the statue of a great saint begging "please, please, please, let me win the lottery." Finally the exasperated statue comes to life and looks down at the begging man and says "my son, please, please, please, buy a ticket." So now I get the joke, and I bought three tickets.”
Movie: Eat
“Take me out to the ball game Take me out with the crowd Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks I don't care if I never come back We will root, root root for the home team If they don't win it's a shame For it's one, two, three strikes you're out At th”
Jack Norworth
“We finally found the toy in the bottom of the Cracker Jack box. That was it.”
Tony Stewart
“My daughter made me a Jerry Springer-watching kit, with crackers, Cheez Whiz, polyester stretch pants and a T-shirt with two fat women fighting over a skinny guy.”
Roseanne Barr
“She's more lovable now than ever. She stands on her hind legs and asks for treats - graham crackers are her favorites.”
Mike Smith
“It's the way I tell em, It's a cracker.”
Frank Carson
