“I then go miserably enough to the typewriter and I edit with tiny little pen scribbles until you can't read it anymore. And then, I put it into a word processor.”
Campbell Geeslin
“Here is a pen and here is a pencil, here's a typewriter, here's a stencil, here's a list of today's appointments, and all the flies in all the ointments, the daily woes that a man endures -- take them, George, they're yours!”
Ogden Nash
“I get up in the morning, torture a typewriter until it screams, then stop.”
Clarence B. Kelland
“If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?”
Andy Dingley
“Don't expect the typewriter to ever completely disappear.”
Hal Fair
“Every morning I take out my bankbook, stare at it, shudder-and turn quickly to my typewriter.”
Sydney J. Harris
“He sometimes ran a purple ribbon through his typewriter and gushed where he should have dammed.”
T. E. Kalem
