“My partner Heather was grilled by hospital staff over and over about who she was and why she was there when I was in the hospital for breast cancer surgery. We never would have had to go through such an ordeal if we were only able to be married. We're grateful that our case has finally made its way to the Court of Appeals, and hope the court will recognize how badly families like ours get hurt when we're denied the protections of marriage.”
Carol Snyder
“I had a bag of fritos, they were texas grilled fritos. These fritos had grill marks on them. They remind me of something, when we used to fire up the barbeque and throw down some fritos. I can still see my dad with the apron on, better flip that frito, dad, you know how I like mine.”
Mitch Hedberg
“You kill 'em, we grill 'em!”
Bart Simpson
“They used to have a fish on the menu that was smoked, grilled and peppered They did everything to this fish but pistol-whip it and dress it in Bermuda shorts.”
William E. Geist
“If I knew the Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich was going to be somewhere, I'd go look at it. But I'd rather see the Elvis cup.”
Wade Jones
“You'll notice the common theme is the grill. That way we'll only have to wash a limited number of pots.”
Ralph Brennan
“There's no magician who can just peel the fish off the grill that easy. You've got to get your ducks lined up in a row.”
Mark Franz
