“Think of it like this: If you see someone walking down your street wearing a mask and carrying an automatic weapon, you might get suspicious. Our heuristic software is designed to recognize suspicious code.”
Carey Nachenberg
“Don't look back, it's where you've been, You NEVER want to go back again. Move yourself forward, start the walk, It's ALWAYS better than just the talk.”
Shelli Thompson
“I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.”
Steven Wright
“Bob Davis is wearing his hair differently this year, short and with curls like Randy Jones wears, I think you call it a Frisbee.”
Jerry Coleman
“I think if you don't want to wear a helmet, don't wear a helmet. If you don't feel like wearing pads, don't wear them. It solves a lot of problems but I think it's a personal decision.”
Hal Gill
“I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.”
Jack Handy
“I think there's something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend's T-shirt and underwear.”
Calvin Klein
