“The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh”
Carl Reiner
“People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which they love is true.”
Robert J. Ringer
“Truth is absolute, no matter what your truth says it is.”
Travis J Hedrick
“I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.”
Will Rogers
“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”
Ralph Waldo Emerson
“We have been deeply conditioned to immediately associate the word ‘conspiracy’ with the word ‘theory’ yet if one is to analyze the nature of what a conspiracy really is it suddenly becomes easy to see a number of them happening all around us, almost every day.”
Leif Ericsson Leo Veness
“You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself.”
Ethel Barrymore