“I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking.”
Carrie P. Snow
“Never put a sock in a toaster.”
Eddie Izzard
“If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.”
Clint Eastwood
“We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster.”
Frank Iero
“Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?”
Walter Mossberg
“The scanner's about the size of a toaster, maybe just a little longer,”
John Talbot
“I'd be so happy to be sitting at my desk, eating a Pop-Tart and keying away, ... Nothing would please me more.”
Ray Burrows
