“Men are nicotine-soaked, beer-besmirched, whiskey-greased, red-eyed devils.”
Carry Nation
“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.”
Mark Twain
“Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.”
W. C. Fields
“Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?”
“I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.”
Robert E. Lee
“The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad--but whiskey!”
“Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.”
